Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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