u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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