so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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