i think my tv is drunk
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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