but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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