and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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