yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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