You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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