"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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