okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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