Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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