You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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