As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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