We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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