Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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