omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Farmville is her only friend.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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