Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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