he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
my liver is dry heaving
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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