Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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