Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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