i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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