My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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