your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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