And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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