38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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