That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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