Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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