just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
