Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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