her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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