Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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