moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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