no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
