what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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