how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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