I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
