Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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