I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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