So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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