he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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