Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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