just come out here and I will go home with you...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
