I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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