i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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