got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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