I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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