Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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