are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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