Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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