She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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