I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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